What is a sticker you’d like to put on the guy’s carry-on he sticks in your overhead at the front of the plane, while walking back to his seat at the rear of the plane?
Baggage Claim is where arriving passengers are directed to go and place wagers on whose showed up. - Jerry Hocutt

A Surprise for TSA Hidden Inside

As a teen, what was the most difficult conversation you had with a parent?
The real art of conversation is not only to say the right thing at the right time, but also to leave unsaid the wrong thing at the tempting moment. - Unknown

Got a Minute?

What would you like to tell the loudmouths next to you at the ball game who think they are the "show" the fans came to see? Plus, they keep mainlining garlic fries!
Nothing changes a person's mind like altering what the crowd around them is doing. - Katy Milkman

Can I Get a Refund?

Create a passive-aggressive meme about a parent, a teen, and the teen's responsibility.
It is the responsibility of leadership to provide opportunity, and the responsibility of individuals to contribute. - William Pollard

Any Day Now

When did you give up hope, then the unexpected happened and your wish came true?
Success often comes just the last day, the last hour, that you're about to give up. - Unknown

Yeah, I Was Surprised

What did your kids find hidden in your drawer or closet and brought out for show-n-tell at a family get-together?
Peter Marshall: Back in the old days when Great Grandpa put horseradish on his head, what was he trying to do? George Gobel: Get it in his mouth. - Hollywood Squares

What's This?

Spitball a fun title/subtitle for your autobiography.
Road Trip: Started When Dad Said "Hit the Road!" - Jerry Hocutt

It's My Story and I'm Sticking with It