Published 12/1/2026
What will be the last sentence in your autobiography?
Don't make us wait until the end!
When calling customer service for help, it's important to remember:
1. Your call is important to them.
2. Your call is taken in the order it is received.
3. (Your punchline here.)
...and would you mind taking a 30-minute survey after your call?
What is a small act of rebellion you've committed?
There are some fights not worth fighting, even if you win. There are some fights you have to fight, even if you lose. - Tavis Smiley's grandfather
Define any or all of the following: butt-dial, kiss off, yoga
Hint: You've experienced all three
Write a headline and lede that involves a bartender and a priest.
A rabbi, a vicar, and a priest walk into a bar and the bartender says, "Is this a joke?" – Sid on Father Brown Mysteries
Give me your thought/quote about the "power of silence".
Nothing's so loud as a question answered in silence. - Wiley, Non Sequitur
Give a meme for getting ahead in business, politics, or life.
Once you give up integrity, the rest is a piece of cake. - J.R. Ewing, Dallas
What should be the candid business motto for any or all of the following:
1. Amazon
2. eBay
3. Binance (leading global cryptocurrency exchange)
Business conventions are important because they demonstrate how many people a company can operate without. – Unknown
Spitball a fun title for your autobiography
Goddess: What Your Little Princess Grew Up to Be