What was the craziest predicament your toddler has gotten into?
It's like being on suicide watch for the first three years. - Michal J. Fox on what it's like raising an infant

Oh, No!

In regards to a job, if you could do anything  - anything - whether you have the knowledge, experience, skill, financial means, or whatever, what would you really want to do with your life?
The work will teach you how to do it. - Estonian proverb

Dream Job

What's your car rental story you tell every time the subject comes up?
You know how to take the reservation, you just don’t know how to hold the reservation. - Jerry Seinfeld

Hurtz Every Time

What's an unexpected thing a complete stranger did for you?
The wonderful thing about meeting strangers is that you never know if the next one is going to have a profound impact on the rest of your life. - Benjamin Levy

Thank You

The best pickup lines men can use because women seldom hear them:
1. I'm sorry.
2. I was wrong.
3. (Your punchline here.)
For Pete's sake people, what's wrong with you? - Kathleen Parker

Tell Me If You've Heard This Before

You're giving a speech on persuasion. What is your opening sentence you want the audience to embellish on a plaque to put on their desk?
I figured that if I said it enough, I would convince the world that I really was the greatest. - Muhammad Ali

I Can Prove It