What do you want to say to the person who reclines their seatback into your lap?
I spend all my time traveling, but I never arrive anywhere. - Henning Mankell

I'm an Air Marshal and I Have a Gun

Someone gave you way too much information. Care to share?
We'll always be the best of friends - because you know too much. - Unknown

Next Time, Keep It To Yourself

If you hope for soemething you have no control over (e.g. your team winning), why bother to hope?
Am I going to show up if I can't control the outcome? - Brene Brown

Fingers Crossed

What was the craziest job interview response you've witnessed?
The written pieces are invention; the interviews are discoveries. - Stephen Colbert

He Said that Out Loud?

Three things flight attendants need to have with them at all times:
1. Industrial quality gray duct tape.
2. Zip ties.
3. (Your punchline here.)
Let us hold hands and pray. 

Prepare for Takeoff!

What happened at a previous wedding you attended that was funny, weird, or just bonkers, and it's now a story you retell at all similar events you attend?
Americans spend $300 billion every year on games of chance, and that doesn't even include weddings and elections. - Argus Hamilton

I Do