What do you want to say to the person who reclines their seatback into your lap?
Well, hi there! I'm Jerry. And you are...? - Jerry Hocutt

I'm an Air Marshal and I Have a Gun

What went wrong at a gender reveal party that left everyone laughing?
We learn from experience. A man never wakes up his second baby just to see it smile. - Grace Williams

Guessing Game

If you hope for something you have no control over (e.g. your team winning), why bother to hope?
Am I going to show up if I can't control the outcome? - Brene Brown

Fingers Crossed

What was the craziest job interview response you've witnessed?
The written pieces are invention; the interviews are discoveries. - Stephen Colbert

He Said That Out Loud?

Three things flight attendants need to have with them at all times:
1. Industrial quality gray duct tape.
2. Zip ties.
3. (Your punchline here.)
Flight attendant: "I’m sorry Mr. Walker, but we left your wife behind in Dallas." Mr. Walker: "Thank goodness. I thought I was going deaf.” – Unknown  

Prepare for Takeoff!

What happened at a previous wedding you attended that was funny, weird, or just bonkers, and it's now a story you retell at all similar events you attend?
Americans spend $300 billion every year on games of chance, and that doesn't even include weddings and elections. - Argus Hamilton

I Do

In 2-5 lines share something you did as a kid that started out good and then things went off the rail.
Life is like a shipwreck. Salvage what you can. - Voltaire

Off the Rail