What's the time you realized your boss had no idea what was happening?
I’ve been doing this 40 years and I don’t have a frickin’ idea what is going to happen. – Seahawks coach Pete Carroll after losing the game to Tampa Bay 

Anyone Know What Day This Is?

What did someone ask you that changed your life?
Abraham Lincoln was asked why he liked to tell so many stories. He said it’s because "stories have a beginning, a middle, and an end." Stories have emotional appeal. Facts do not. - Doris Kearns Goodwin

Want to Learn How to Remember People's Names?

Have something you want to say to a fellow gym member?
I can’t want it for him. – Don Wakamatsu, Seattle Mariners manager on returning player who showed up for spring training forty pounds over target weight, showed no desire to participate in offseason conditioning, and was in jeopardy of losing his job. He did. 

You Done Yet?

What is something unexpected or unplanned you said, or someone else said to you, as you were walking out the door?
I hear that patients will talk to their therapists for an hour, hardly saying anything, and just as they're leaving, turn at the door and say, "Oh, by the way," and in one sentence reveal everything they've been avoiding for 50 minutes. - Alan Alda

Oh, By the Way...

Who is - or was - your most famous or infamous relative?
You can never be famous for what you said until you’re famous for what you did. It also helps if you’re dead. - Unknown

Where's My Statue?

What is your Hotel Horror story?
There is no terror in the bang. Only the anticipation of it. - Alfred Hitchcock

Bates Motel - Free Showers