Tell me something about courage.
Wisdom is knowing what to do next. Courage is doing something when you don’t know what to do next. – Jerry Hocutt 

It'll Come

What's something funny about graduation?
True terror is to wake up one morning and discover that your high school class is running the country. – Kurt Vonnegut 

Tasselectomy

What was the best thing you did, days after graduating from high school?
Graduation day: The day before seniors find out they don’t rule. – Jerry Hocutt 

Bye, Bye!

What’s something a parent has always said to you when growing up?
If you’ve done your job as a parent, your kids have left home. – Kyra Sedgwick 

Remember This Kids

What did you fail at, and what did you learn about yourself?
The most important thing you learn is how to fail – because most all of what you do is fail. – Tina Fey 

The Teacher

What's your insight about perfection?
Done is better than perfect. – Ann Handley 

A Work in Progress

Define any or all of the following: apologize, eyes, partner
I told my wife she was drawing her eyebrows too high. She looked surprised. – Rodney Dangerfield 

A Man of Few Words

Where does courage come from?
Life shrinks or expands according to one’s courage. – Anaïs Nin 

Just Jump!

Write a headline and lede about a homebody.

You might be an introvert if you enjoyed timeout as a kid; if your favorite game is solitaire; you can’t understand what’s so bad about solitary confinement; you avoid buying new clothes so people won’t comment on them. – Thom S. Rainier

Red Rover Won't Come Over

When did you give up hope, then the unexpected happened and your wish came true?
Success often comes just the last day, the last hour, that you’re about to give up. – Unknown 

Surprise!

What are the unspoken company mottos of one or all of the following:
1. Microsoft
2. Tesla
3. Berkshire Hathaway
You report to no one, you are the CEO (duh). You are passionate about doing chief executive officer type stuff like making decisions, having a vision and being the head boss person. – Lululemon Athletica company's job posting 

Spreading Goodwill?!

Before you file a whistleblower complaint against your company keep this in mind:
1. Because this is such a serious allegation, make sure you have all the facts.
2. This could cost you your job.
3. (Your punchline here.)
Since my last report, this employee has reached rock bottom and has started to dig. – Note on performance review 

See You in Court