Why don't men listen?
When you listen to someone, it's the most profound act of human respect. - William Ury

Did You Hear a Word I Said?

What do you wish you'd have asked a grandparent before they died?
Hector: How do you always know the right question to ask? Freddie: Because I'm not afraid of the answers." - BBC's "The Hour"

How Did You Overcome Your Biggest Struggle?

Your company executives always like to remind you about the value of your work to your company's success:
1. Your job is important to the mission.
2. You're the best at what you do.
3. (Your punchline here.)
I measure success by how much I like what I'm doing. - Samantha Bee

We Owe It All to You!

What is a one-liner about "trust" you can put on a coffee mug?
Trust is determined by motive. - Jerry Hocutt

Buy You Coffee?

What's the headline to promote your new country singer and first line to display his sense of humor?
"How Can I Miss You When You Won't Go Away?" - Country entertainer Dan Hicks and the Hot Licks

Tie It to the Hitchin' Post Pardner

What would be a fitting company slogan for:
1. Amazon.com
2. Rolex
3. Ancestry.com
Always make the audience suffer as much as possible. - Alfred Hitchcock (Possible Congressional slogan?)

Ferrari: In Your Dreams

When you were down in the dumps, what did someone say that lifted your spirits and gave you hope?
Let them. - Mel Robbins

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