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What will be the last sentence in your autobiography?
Don't make us wait until the end!
Where do you do your best thinking?
The best thinkers on their feet are pedestrians caught in the crosswalk.
When calling customer service for help, it's important to remember:
1. Your call is important to them.
2. Your call is taken in the order it is received.
3. (Your punchline here.)
...and would you mind taking a 30-minute survey after your call?
What is a small act of rebellion you've committed?
There are some fights not worth fighting, even if you win. There are some fights you have to fight, even if you lose. - Tavis Smiley's grandfather
Define any or all of the following: butt-dial, kiss off, yoga
Hint: You've experienced all three
Write a headline and lede that involves a bartender and a priest.
A rabbi, a vicar, and a priest walk into a bar and the bartender says, "Is this a joke?" – Sid on Father Brown Mysteries
Give me your thought/quote about the "power of silence".
Nothing's so loud as a question answered in silence. - Wiley, Non Sequitur
Give a meme for getting ahead in business, politics, or life.
Once you give up integrity, the rest is a piece of cake. - J.R. Ewing, Dallas
What’s the funniest thing you remember saying as a child that made the adults laugh?
The great thing about laughter is that it’s involuntary. Therefore, it must be true. – Bill Maher
What should be the candid business motto for any or all of the following:
1. Amazon
2. eBay
3. Rolex
Business conventions are important because they demonstrate how many people a company can operate without. – Unknown
Spitball a fun title for your autobiography
Goddess: What Your Little Princess Grew Up to Be
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