Explain why people back into parking spaces.
Vehicular Placement Specialist - Martin Paone describing his job as a parking attendant, his first job at the U.S. Senate earning $5/hour to help pay his way through college.

Man on the Run

What will be the last sentence in your autobiography?
It's like Unbroken, but funnier and less torture. - Nell Scovell's assessment of her book.

The End

There are memes for "perfection". What's yours?
I'm batting .300 on a good day. - Kimball Cho (Tim Kang), The Mentalist

Leadoff Hitter

Define the following:
1. time
2. improvise
3. dignity
A critic has been defined as someone who comes down from the mountain after the battle and shoots all the wounded. – Sander Vanocur 

Go Ahead, Make It Up

What will be your response when your kids ask you to finally hand over your keys?
When I die, I want to die like my grandfather who died peacefully in his sleep. Not screaming like all the passengers in his car. - Unknown

Surrender Your AAA Card

What did your lil' darlins' blurt out to friends or family that caught even you by surprise?
Children are often spoiled ... because no one will spank Grandma. - Unknown

What Did She Just Say?

What can women do the same as men, but are smart enough not to?
Women think computers should be referred to as males because: (1) They have a lot of data but they are still clueless, and (2) They are supposed to help you solve problems, but half of the time they are the problem. - Unknown

Anything and Everything