What is it about people who back into parking spaces like they're preparing to escape from the law?
Vehicular Placement Specialist - Martin Paone describing his job as a parking attendant, his first job at the U.S. Senate earning $5/hour to help pay his way through college.

Man on the Run

What will be the last sentence in your autobiography?
It's like Unbroken, but funnier and less torture. - Nell Scovell's assessment of her book.

The End

Imagine your brain calculating the answer to HR's question of why you should be the one hired to replace your boss who is on a short leash - meme it.
Recruit for attitude, train for skills. - General Jim Mattis

Getting a Brain Cramp