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Write a headline and lede for a country songwriter.
He wasn’t a country singer. He was a country song. – Bob Schieffer speaking at singer George Jones’s memorial
What is a question you wish you'd have asked a grandparent?
Just when you get to the point where you can enjoy them, they're gone. - Lana Baroja talking about her grandparents.
Grandparent Question
What embarrassing thing happened to you in public? What were people's reactions? Yours?
Toning down my sarcasm is yet another great piece of advice from you. – Cal FitzSimmons
Someone's living the life you wish you had. How do you deal with that so it won't bother you?
The truth will set you free. But first, it will make you miserable. - Cartoonist Mike Lester, Mike du Jour
Give an original quote about fun.
You never know. That's the fun of it. - Attorney Patty Hewes, Damages
What does hope teach?
Rarely is the question asked: "Is our children learning?" - George W. Bush
Define any or all of the following: cash cow, example, no
Hint: Think of your kids.
Cash Cow, Example, No
Three things flight attendants need to have with them at all times:
1. Industrial quality gray duct tape.
2. Zip ties.
3. (Your punchline here.)
Let us hold hands and pray.
Prepare for Takeoff!
What's a meme you'd find on the bumper sticker of a Lamborghini?
I got this car for my daughter. Pretty good trade, huh? - Bumper sticker on a new SUV near a high school in Washington.
What do you imagine the "known only to us" company mottos are of any or all of the following?
1. Comcast
2. IKEA
3. TikTok
D.O.G.E. Motto: If it ain't broke, let me try. - Stephen Colbert
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