What was the humor that broke an uncomfortable situation?
My center is giving way, my right is in retreat: situation excellent. I am attacking. – Marshal Ferdinand Foch 

Let Me Know If This Makes You Laugh

What's the difference - if any - between hope and a prayer?
O Lord, grant that we may always be right, for Thou knowest we will never change our minds. – Scottish Prayer 

What You Do After Placing Your Bets

What changes are you still looking for in your kids, even though they’re grown with kids of their own?
No matter how old a mother is, she still watches her middle-aged children for signs of improvement. – Florida Scott-Maxwell 

Act Your Age

What did you do that scared you, and what did it teach you?
Bravery is the capacity to perform properly even when scared half to death. – General Omar Bradley 

You Can't Stop Me

Create a meme that will make you the most interesting person in the room.
Stay interested and you'll stay interesting. When I watch films, I’m always looking at the person who’s listening, the one who is piecing things together because that’s what you’re doing as an audience member. - Lily Gladstone, Oscar nominated actress

Good Listeners Are Rare and Interesting People

It's spring break time from your job or school. What's your headline and lede sentence for your newsletter after coming back?
My favorite blanket, toys and games, candy and food, vomit bag. – Lily, our youngest granddaughter when in first grade, when asked by the teacher for the students’ Thanksgiving project what they would have brought over on the Mayflower with them. 

Glad to Be Back